Headline Laughter: Headline laughter part2

Headline Laughter: Headline laughter part2: "Here I have some humorous texts found when few headlines were mixed up, read and enjoy........ Breaking news::NO BOMB exploded in Pakistan ..."

Headline laughter part2

Here I have some humorous texts found when few headlines were mixed up, read and enjoy........

Breaking news::NO BOMB exploded in Pakistan today.

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 India wins Hockey olympic, 1120 people die of shock

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People are fleeing because of fatal flood in bihar, 23 die of thirst. 

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After a long time ray of hope for Indian Cricket as Sourav Ganguly retires.

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Indian government gives a fare justice  by giving death penalty to a suicide victim. 

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 Lalu pulls Sonia's legs in assembly-literally

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A boy in a reality show won a trip to pakistan, now he is there trying to win a trip back.

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In CWG 2010 India win's gold in a game held between India and rest of Indian Games.

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Chandrayaan finds water & remnants of Mallu Teashop on Moon.

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Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail

Salman khan has done it again...cool........ but why are we so concerned about it

Salman khan has done it again but why are we so concerned about it

Yippi Salman has done it again his done it again man, hey I am not talking about his movie dabang, it's about how this page3 man has booked plenty of pages in the newspapers for himself has created by few lines of his
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"it was the elite that were targeted this time, five-star hotels and all. So they panicked. Then they got up and spoke about it. My question is why not before. Attacks have happened in trains and small towns too, but no one talked about them so much". Now why the hell are we interested in his opinion or is it htat just because we are interested in the stuffs of these people or in other words we want them to sound foolish that's why they do the same. We Indians believe in holding at least someone on our eyelets, our own opinion matters less to us than that of our heroes. How many of us were interested in what our local politicians commented on the happening then why an entertainer who's meant just for entertainment is more importan 
t and specially when he sounds stupid, is it that we like stupid conversations and debates, is it that our inner concious gets exited at stupidity , if it's so then before critising the idols we follow we must accept that we are stupid too and we like it that way.

Hurry up we will miss the train, oh we are already late leave it wee will catch the bus..............

Hurry up we will miss the train, oh we are already late leave it wee will catch the bus..............

Hurry up we will miss the train, oh we are already late leave it wee will catch the bus, but bus has also gone so what we can go by an auto , but it will cost too much................ hey leave it we won't go... this was my college life all about. But I feel great as I had something to remain busy. First day I saw a girl and fell in love with her mom, I was caught smoking by my elder bro and I felt really bad because since then I have to share my cigarette with him. These are few interesting facts of my life which i'll keep sharing with u all, be in touch take care......

Youngistan's views on Politics!!

Youngistan's views on Politics!!

Someone was so right in saying--

    " In our country Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason."

But we shouldn't be that rude, common at least we should not compare it with diapers, how can we being

conscientious citizens of our country say something like that, friends diapers clean the mess but our politics is itself a mess. Our brave, up-to-date and healthy senior citizens can't tolerate youngistan's indulgence in their sluggish, egocentric and obsolete working styled then they call us  irresponsible for not being active in the diaper game(politics). To all my fellow friends I want to ask a silly question that even a peon is made to retire after a certain age then why our is the responsibility our country is thrown in the hands of the people good for departure. Gradually with our changing traditions and lifestyle--------

  

“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”

 

               Now I don't want to preach the rights and duties of a citizen but just one thing I have to say to all my dear friends  

 "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”

Take care, bye.

The match was fixed--- that's why they underperformed

You must have sympathy for them as their poor performance was not because of being out of form it was just because it was deliberate , the match was fixed, we can consider it as at least they knew what they were doing and what's the big deal if the match was fixed the entertainment part was not affected as the world was unaware of the backstage deal and performance and look by this sensational news the amusement factor has increased vastly. So we can spare them as the ultimate purpose has improved.

Specially for our news channels instead of MATCH fixing MUCH fixing is required, we have test , one day, 20-20 now council must introduce a fix-fix matches where betting will be done on predictions of which player is fixed. Wow how entertaining it would be.................So friends don't be distressed and enjoy every phase and face of this game.